we be rappin yo ass to hell brutha

2 nights ago, we played Chubby Bunny, cranked that to Soulja Boy, partied like rockstars in a basement with the Shop Boyz, celebrated like it was our birthdays at a backyard with Fiddy, had a heart to heart talk about changes and made plans to fall in love when we go on a roadtrip to California with Tupac, tried to hustle in the middle of a street at 3:30 in the morning with Rick Ross, expressed our condolences about the bombs over Baghdad with Andre and a really Big Boy (i), lost ourselves in a world of Mom's spaghetti with Eminem, forced some n.e.r.d.s to confess to us about their fantasies of moving (if ya know whadda mean), got Chimney to be a quiet dog for about 5 seconds with some help from Mos Def, spent about 2 hours anticipating the next episode of The Mighty Boosh Series 3 to load on the internet when we had Dre over for dinner (he's a doctor now, by the way), shared all our temptations with Dizzee via phone call, made magic with an old magic kit we found in the attic with Bobby, kicked and pushed on skateboards with Lupe, went to a party filled with people we didn't know with Nelly after, then counted all the 99 problems we shared with Jay in a conversation during a dinner with our parents, bitched about some creep at school with Mobb (now that guy is Deep), shared our viewpoints about the gold diggers of today's society with Kanye and Jamie, shared our experiences about O.D-ing with our Man; Method, then learned some facts about the opposite sex & sensual seduction with Snoop (the only Dogg in da hauz), tried to perfect the peter piper tongue twister with Run and the DMC bruthaz, made some $ with J.Dilla, pimped our rides out with Xzibit and finally settled for seriousness when Wu-Tang and their clan gave us some insides on the early grave statistics growing and shit. Now, you know you can't touch any of that without MC hammin your ass and that's exactly what he did to the 4 of us.


Now playing: Wu-Tang Clan - Early Grave (feat. ODB & Bad Luck)
via FoxyTunes