"You make yourself a pain in my fuckin arse and now you think you have the balls to tell me I'm not capable of doing what any dipshit in this world can accomplish, do you now? Don't you think it's a little stupid that you so badly want to see yourself in this rock and roll, rags to riches crap? I'm sorry we're all tasteless and boring stereotypes who want some cliche in our inexperienced, amateur lives. We all haven't been in your state but well, we're not all as stupid as you are now, are we? So, I guess it's been fun having you around to spruce my life up a little, here and there. A little grass here, some booze there, a coupla' good milkshakes and oh yeah, all the near obsolete bands and pretty interesting movies you've graced my continually maturing brain with. Anyway, thanks for derailing me on my journey to find my true calling. It's been a pleasure getting to know you and your pretty shit filled lifestyle ways. Oh and thanks for appreciating all the times I had to shut up and deal with your bullshit. Now suck it and piss off. Adios mi amor."
And I'll shoot once, in your third eye, and the second time in your balls, you fuckin' cunt.
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